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Steal an anthem from The Who.
Take Tenacious D's old concept. (Tribute)
Swipe a character from Cruise.
Little girls won't know the difference.
We can't write or dance or play or sing,
But we're pretty good at modeling.
Here's a half ass track that they slapped together.
If you just hit mute it'll sound much better.
We'd write our own songs, but we can't do better.
If we just stay cute we can sing whatever
I could go bla bla bla
I can go Fart fart fart fart
We could go (GIANT BURP)
Oh my god I could taste it!
Don't forget do guy stuff.
No, Piggyback leapfrop and grabass (I'll show you)
Help me trash this ladies' desk
I just work here, wha?
Throwing papers is so badass.
Hey why do you have to mess with me?
As if this job weren't already shitty.
Cus they make us play like we are rebellious.
We can't be bossed around, at least that's what they tell us.
We're just really a bunch of polite young fellas.
If we disobey them, they're gonna geld us,
And make us go
oh oh oh
E e e
While they touch our butthoooooles
You know you know I know I know
Louis' finally lost it
Hee Haw, See saw, EEEEAWW
Hey let's take his wallet.
What the F.
You little bitches wrecked my desk.
You better clean up this mess
Or we're gonna kick your ass.
Trying to be badass was a failed endeavor
I bet would could take them if we worked together
We're running out of words we can rhyme with ever.
This might be our last 1D Parody ever.
But like the great Justin Bieber said "Never say Never."
All right enough. I'm sick of this boy band crap. Cut. Do the logo thing.