Shoot the Banana! bit.ly/1BuRgl1 || "Alright guys. Let's dial it back a notch. There's been a lot of uneasy feelings lately with all this murder-ing going on. We turn on the webcams, somebody's shit fucks up, and then we stab n' shoot each other for a while. What if we played something a little nicer? What if we were bananas? Or tables? And what if we can around hiding? Ooh! What if we split into teams?"
"Sweet! One team can hide, and the other team can seek them out"
"With shotguns! And grenades! And crowbars! And machine guns!"
"Yeah! It'll be perfect! Why have one murderer when half of us can be doing the seeking and murdering?"
"Oh boy. Fuck it. Fine. 3, 2, 1 - OBJ hunt is on!"