Published on 05 Mar 2013 | over 3 years ago
DRACULA SUCKS changes around quite a few of the story's elements. For starters, it's all been compressed Roger Corman style into a single location: an old dark castle somewhere in Northern California. The place, it seems, is a sanitarium housing, among others, the nutty Renfield. Dracula bites his female victims on their breasts, and a male victim gets a bite on his penis (and at one point even goes down on the Count!). Everyone in this place is horny and in search of a fuckmate (add in a giant worm and you'd have Ken Russell's cult classic LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM, which was incidentally also based on a novel by Stoker). It ends with the Count deflowering the virginal Mina in the castle's basement, interrupted by Van Helsing, who opens and outer door and floods the area with daylight.