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It's no longer the 20th Century...
Comic Flip Marvel, shrink, fade.
No X-Man's ever lost a staring contest... til him -
Then no one ever blinked again, they're dedicated.
When they pledged their lives to unblinking eyes,
they did not realize they'd have to cry to moisturize.
You failed them once, Xavier - don't let your eyelids waver.
Mansion, door, vision blurred, spinny circle, darkness.
Take a moment to stop and think
how hard it is not to blink,
especially when your name is Blink!
Don't blink, Blink!
The camera lens blinks, just to rub in in,
then it does it again.
What a perfect camera blinking simulation.
From Brian Singer, the director of the shhsfhht
Uh... Toby? Toby?
Yeah I'm here, there were too many words to sing.
Blue light, still no blink.
I don't see why we can't blink.
If you blink, he'll shoot you.
She's blue in both color and mood.
I once had hair, like you do!
Flash back to a hairier day,
when he dusted away,
and he touched to convey telepathically.
Back to present day - half his face in the shade.
You said sleep with one eye open!
It's just an expression, dude.
Sideburn upkeep. Gazebo burn down.
Floating half-collar pop makes the people go crazy -
especially the ladies.
Someone get the President to end this trend.
Then extreme exfoliation trend sweeps the nation,
mental glass explosion trend, in slow-motion trend.
Who's starting these trends?
Staring contest wages on.
Sex change on a lawn.
Can't stare when you're gone...
Someone's got a short temper.
NOT HIM - the blue guy.
Halle Berry static-cling.
Naked blue break-dancing.
Under table slide.
Your turn for acupuncture!
Don't let her get to the past-half-collar-popped guy,
or the trend could transcend time...
And a darkness would fall.
Well, you could use Rogaine.
X-Men Days of Future Past. Past. Past.
Written/Sung by Toby Turner
© 2014 Tobuscus