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Hey guys, Bill here. I got a question in the inbox from Sapman who wants to know which animal has the biggest acorns.

OK, I know he is goofing on me but actually it's a pretty interesting question because first we have to decide what type of balls we are talking about.

Are we talking just technically biggest testicles on earth if they are just measured on their own? Or are we talking biggest numb chucks in relation to body size? Or are we talking about "cajones" you know, animal with the most bravado - the most courage?

LINK TO THE NASTY ASS HONEY BADGER VIDEO IS www.youtube.com/watch

Let's just start with stand alone gonad size. Now a lot of people might think those belong to the animal that has the most love. But actually it's even more obvious than that. The biggest testes are hanging off one of the biggest animals on the planet and it this case that would be the Northern Pacific Right Whales


These right whales have berries that can measure up to 201 centimeters long and 78 centimeters wide or 82 Inches by 30 inches. That means you probably couldn't fit them in a regular size refrigerator.

Now, the biggest nuts by body weight, happens to go to one of of our smaller creatures. It's called the tuberous bushcricket.

This little guy sports testicles that make up 14% of it's body weight!
That is equivalent of a 200-pound man with a 28 pound set of family jewels.

Now why, you ask does such a small little guy need such big cajones? well lets just say it isn't how much he can deliver to a single female. It's more about how many females can he deliver to in a short amount of time.

Okay, so now, we come to the question of acorn size as it relates to courage... According to the guiness book of world records, the animal with the biggesr shamrocks in that dept. is the amazing, fearless, badass known as - the honey badger...

Honey badgers are low to the ground and are notorious for their strength, ferocity and toughness. Their acts of daring do are hilariously described in a youtube video called The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger.

Ok, so now I think we have it all about covered. Sapaman, I hope that makes you happy.
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