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Published on 10 Jan 2015 | over 2 years ago

Tu Online Hai Main Bhi Online Hun, Funny Song for Friends, Teddy Bear.


Song Lyrics:

Tu online hai, main bhi online hun


Tu agar jo fine hai toh main bhi yaar fine hun
Tera status update padhke maine dekha


Ye line to teri nahi, toh kidhar se tu chepa
Teri friendlist toh mere se bhi lambi hai
Kabse teri first language angrejji hai
Arre mere chat ka reply ab tak diya nahi
Kispe laga pada hai, tu aaj bhi suddhra nahi
Fir bhi meine like kiya tere comment pe
Mere comment ka bhi samajh, sentiment re
Tu online hai, main bhi online hun
Coincidence nahi re main, mobile pe all the time hun
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, ping to kar zara tu
Friendship request bheji thi pichhle month ko


Ab jake accept kiya, tum na bade jhand ho
School college mein toh, you were such a Champu
Facebook twitter mein popular kaise ban gaya tu
Mutual friends hai itne par kisi ko, I don’t know
Tune liya naya haircut, please show show show
Photoshop kiya hua maine tera DP dekha
Apni bhaddi profile ko tune kya mast lipa pota
Tu online, main bhi online, kahan bhagega beta


Mere bhi facebook mein, photos kitne gande hai
Chubby chubby si lag rahi hun, gaalon mein jaise ande hai
Naye pic mein tum bhi kya smile de rahe ho


Kya gam hai jo itna chhupa rahe ho
FB ka ye settings kahan se change karun


Faltu ke notifications kaise band karun
Tere timeline pe, mere timeline pe
Dekh ye naya hai koun, maar raha hai line be
Tu bhi online, main bhi online, chat vat toh kar le re
Sabka chakkar chalu hai ab tera kounsa on hai
Aaj bhi sukhe halat mein hai, ya intupintu toing hai
Pata hai kya , pata hai pata hai
Chiki aur chandapulam ka break up hua hai


apne baap ki gadi thok aaya hai
Jaanu ki jaan ko heart attack aaya hai


Credit card ka fatka aisa tagda khaaya hai
Ramcharan ne bhi marital status chupaya hai


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