2.75 million views, still regretting everything, what am I doing.
I do not own any video rights, all rights belong to Old Spice.
TL;DR: Comment what you want, I don't care at this point.
For those commenting -- obviously comic sans (don't know how I thought that would go well) and God-awful editing are unacceptable. No need to state the obvious. 12-year-old me thought they were good ideas (somehow). Fast forward a few years and I look at this and see the abomination I have brought into existence. Why I used the Thomas the Tank Engine theme is beyond me. Why does my video editing program allow these things? This wasn't even meant to be uploaded, probably should've stayed that way.