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Published on 12 Feb 2016 | 10 months ago

The official Asian People song. Warning: May be found offensive to some, hilarious to others. Relax, it's all satire. Download on iTunes: goo.gl/1mLArf

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LYRICS

Intro: Duh Herro? I selling shwimp fwied why… Five dollar. Egg Roll? Five dollar. Oh you want more shwimp? Five dollar, Haha!

Verse 1:
My name is Dr. Chopstick Ying Kung Pow, and I like to eat puppies, (do do doo, doo, dooooo!)
My mom and dad will karate chop me in the penis, if I don’t bring home all A’s (do do doo, doo, dooooo!)

We’re all Chinese, we’re all half blind, that’s why none of us can’t drive, keep crashing on the highway (do do doo, doo, dooooo!)
So if you see me on the side changing my tires, don’t be surprised, at least I made it out of the drivewayyy (do do doo, doo, dooooo!)

CHORUS
This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along
Ching Chong, Ching Chong (ching chong ching chong)

This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along
Ching Chong, Ching Chong (wing wong, ting tong)


Verse 2:

I like to make shwimp Fwied Wy, I know I look high with my slanted eyes, does it mean that I smoke? (I will smoke cats though, on a grill)
My career is usually Asian cuisine, or any job that involves wearing a lab coat, (like every doctor and scientist ever)
I pee pee shrimp lo mein, and I boo boo video games, with my Nintendo booty (seriously, we make like, the best video games in the world)
Yes, we all look the same, it’s like Jackie Chan and Liu Kang are in every Kung Fu Movie!

CHORUS

Interlude: Hey, how much is gonna be for two pieces of chicken. “Two piece chicken? Five dollar.” Oh okay… “One piece chicken, five dollar.” Wait, what? “Fork?? Five dollar.” Hold on now…. "Everything five dollar.”
You’re doing too much now...


Rap:
Um…. Chinese food always have me like, “I want mo',”
Cuz Asians practice Tae Kwon Do
on cats, yep, we be karate chopping kittens,
And then we take ‘em to the kitchen to make Kung Pow Chicken,

And mittens, Ching chong, ching,
My penis is the size of a pinto bean,
They call me Spongebob, and I don’t know why,
Probably cause we’re both yellow and we can’t drive,

CHORUS

“Oooohh, my penis is so small!”
“I wanna stab you with a chopstick right now!”
“I’m gonna roundhouse kick you back to Tokyo!"

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