Hey guys, just wanted to keep you up-to-date on what's going on. I had to get pretty quick surgery last night to remove a blockage in my intestines. As far as I know everything is in the clear and I'm on the road to recovery. Thank you everyone for the kind words and well-wishes from every corner of the Internet. They put a smile on my face as I was laying in bed.
I really love you guys and am humbled by the fact that you care so much for a doof on the Internet :)
P.S. Thank you to my patient nurse who took the video for me!