Anyone viewing this who is so inclined, please except the "burlap challenge".
How to make a burlap bikini! Farm Girl has been told so many times that she would look good in a burlap sack, that Exoman decided to pull this stunt and wrap her in burlap just to see if this is true. Even though she turns 50 years old this summer, it turns out this this is indeed correct! Having never heard of a burlap challenge, these two kick it off in this, the first "burlap challenge" video which would be characterized by trying to look sexy in burlap! Also in the video, Farm Girl shows off her 34 year old t-shirt. Also Exoman makes a vain attempt at putting to rest the "trophy wife" theory that so many have expressed, explaining that Farm Girl is not a dress up toy for his whim and fancy and that he was anything but a wealthy older man when they met 30 years prior. He was in fact a young "starving artist".
If this video has any theme at all, it would be: things that Farm Girl wouldn't wear in public.
Don't worry, we haven't forgotten the old "burlap sack" that's coming next.